When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.

“As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

I’m stuck between ‘I need to save money’ and ‘You only live once.’

You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.

Worrying about your followers, you need to get yo ur dollars up.

“If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either.” – Leo Burnett

You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day, Beyonce shows up unannounced

“You know… there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time – husband.” – Bill Maher

We make a really great couple. Well, at least that’s what everyone’s saying.

7 billion people on this planet and I somehow got stuck with you.

I got 99 problems, but a bad angle ain't one.

I hope the birthday cake is as sweet as our friendship.

“You had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.” – Django Unchained

“I totally knew that creepy guy was behind me. Sure I did.”

You have to love yourself, first, before anyone else can love you

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s actually Tuesday.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.