When the candles cost more than the cake, it’s time to realize you’re getting old.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

Don’t wait for your turn. Otherwise, you will always be waiting.

Sometimes you need to disconnect and enjoy your own company.

If a negative viewer looks at you with an ugly fiendish eye, find a way and pluck off his eyes, or better still, protect your good image.

Don’t just go with the flow. Be the flow and deal with it.

I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.

Learn to wait. There’s always time for everything.

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds that you plant.

Don’t play with feeling there are lots of games available in the market.

“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” — Marlene Dietrich

Coming together is beginning, Keeping together is progress, Working together is a success.

“Brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue.” — Toby Keith

I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

I have the sexiest mind… I can do whatever my mind wants.

“When I dare to be powerful – to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.” ― Audre Lorde

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.