When your happiness is less important than the other person’s happiness, my friend you are in love.

Money laundering? I wouldn’t even know what soap to use.

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Clean eating journal. Day 1: I am a goddess and my body is a temple. Day 3: Well, that was fun.

“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates

“People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages.” – Benjamin Franklin

What's a queen without her king? Historically speaking, more powerful.

The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.

“For a long and happy marriage, my advice to the groom is to always say, “okay, buy it!”

“Welcome to the gun show! (So what if mine are of the “conceal and carry” type?)”

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband!

“Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV.” – Thomas Sowell

“Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.” – Charles M. Schulz

“We broke up for religious reasons—he believed he was God and I didn’t.”

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.