“Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don’t; men hope women won’t change, but they do.” – Bettina Arndt

The problem with a rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!

I just wanna spend the rest of my life laughing.

“If the grass is greener on the other side it’s probably getting better care.” – Earl Nightingale

These two weirdos are perfect for each other.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

Sharing is caring. That’s why they always give me the last slice of pizza.

Every 60 seconds, there’s a bitch posting a positive message that she doesn’t live by.

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???

“Nobody has tried to swallow us since I’ve been here. I think they are afraid how we would taste.” – Steve Jobs

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

We’re going to make a cute old couple. At least I hope so because we’re not looking too great right now.

Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.