Worrying about your followers, you need to get yo ur dollars up.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.

You could not handle me. Even if I would come with instructions!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.

I don’t think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women. – Louis C.K.

“The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come.” – Nicky Gumbel

Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night!

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?

If there would be an award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me!

“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” – Andy Warhol

Every day may not be good but there’s good in every day.

Marriage is finding the person who puts up with your shit, admires your weird little ways, and still says they love you at the end of the day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Oh my friend you belong to a zoo.

I’m actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny!

The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.