You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

Today, you will get married, and I will eat cake. It’s a win-win for sure.

“I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.” – Winston Churchill

Those who think it is not cool to be kind are cold-hearted

“As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

The right dress and makeup can make a girl hang in Christmas tree through the happiest times of her life.

“There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.” -Linda Grayson

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

Summer is here. I’m in the process of moving all my bad habits outdoors

Marriage is finding the person who puts up with your shit, admires your weird little ways, and still says they love you at the end of the day.

 All I need is you. (And maybe wine + chocolate, too.)

” I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.” – Joe Louis

Don't count the years — make the years count.

I’m old enough to know better. But young enough to do it anyway.

Some days I amaze myself. Today is not one of those days.

Your drama does not pay my bills therefore it is not worth my time.

The hardest thing being single is finding a reason to shower.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.