You cannot control whom your heart falls in love with, but it’s funny because you can decide whom to date.

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope

Be picky with your men as you are with your selfies.

Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night!

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.

A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are all like “Hey, what are you doing here?” And I’m just like, “Oh, you know hunting elephants.”

“I ain’t got lotta money but I got a lotta style.” —Fifth Harmony, “Top Down”

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

“The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.” – Coleridge

“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” – Judith Viorst

“They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late.” —Kanye West, “Start It Up”

Friends knock on the door, true friends walk into your house and start eating.

I may look calm, but in my mind, I have killed you three times.

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” – Erich Segal

I’m stuck between ‘I need to save money’ and ‘You only live once.’

I drink to make other people more interesting.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.