You have to love yourself, first, before anyone else can love you

I hate it when I gain10 lbs for a role and then I realize I am not even an actor.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. – Rita Rudner

The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.

Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

No matter where I went, I always knew my way back to you. You are my compass star.

“Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.” – Knocked Up

I am so open-minded, my brains will fall out some day.

I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am anyway.

You can tell how much someone likes you by the number of times they show up in your selfies.

The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive. – Coco Chanel

“Things worth having are worth waiting for.” – Me, preheating the oven.
Diet tip: Don’t.

“You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys.” – Joel Osteen

Friendship isn’t about who you know the longest. It’s about who walked into your life and said I’m here for you.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

Think of how stupid the average person is. And realize half of them are stupider than that.

That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.