You know she is your best friend when she helps you plan your non-existent wedding.

Dear Lord… please give me some patience NOW…NOW…NOW….

Started not to give a stopped fearing the consequence.

Summer is here. I’m in the process of moving all my bad habits outdoors

I am so open-minded, my brains will fall out some day.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

“It’s complicated—our drink order, that is. The relationship is great!”

I try not to work too many Sunday. At least, not Sunday nights. I like to call them Sunday Fundays.

When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.

You may not always answer my texts but you answered my prayers.

Don’t let anyone rent a space in your head unless they’re a good tenant.

“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Gonna party like it's my birthday... oh wait, it is!

“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” – Erma Bombeck

Every 60 seconds, there’s a bitch posting a positive message that she doesn’t live by.

Webster’s dictionary defines wedding as “the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.” – Michael Scott

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.