You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Friendship isn’t about who you know the longest. It’s about who walked into your life and said I’m here for you.

A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Mirror: you look amazing today. Camera: No, you don’t.

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” – Erma Bombeck

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

To love and to be loved by the same person is the best feeling in the world.

“No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.” – Benjamin Disraeli

You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.

“Showing myself at my worst so the next selfie I post, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.”

If you hurt my friend I can make your death look like an accident.

“The truth can be funny but it’s not funny to cover up the truth. Ryan Cooper, Difficult PeopleThe truth can be funny but it’s not funny to cover up the truth.” – Ryan Cooper, Difficult People

“Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.” – Ray Kroc

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.