You’ll lose a lot of money chasing women but you’ll never lose women chasing money.

“Build on what makes you different from your competition. . . You need to be the red tree in the forest.” – Nick Maley

I’m old enough to know better. But young enough to do it anyway.

You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.” – Malcolm Forbes

What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.’

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

A good place to put inspirational quotes is up to your ass.

I discovered I’m actually planning two weddings – the one inspired by Pinterest and the one I can actually afford.

“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” – Jackie Mason

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

Don’t let anyone rent a space in your head unless they’re a good tenant.

Money laundering? I wouldn’t even know what soap to use.

People who act like they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I know you’re a man so you have to do the whole “It’s nothing,” thing… but I really wish you’d share your feelings so I could invalidate them.

I have to be successful because I love expensive shit.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.