“You’re putting the pussy on a pedestal.” – The 40-Year-Old Virgin

I got 99 problems, but a bad angle ain't one.

Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately, both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.

Tell ’em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.

I discovered I’m actually planning two weddings – the one inspired by Pinterest and the one I can actually afford.

Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge.

“I totally knew that creepy guy was behind me. Sure I did.”

“Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

Happy birthday. May your Facebook be filled with messages from people you never talk to.

No girl will choose six-pack over six cars so stop going to the gym and go to work.

I don’t think inside the box. I don’t think outside the box either. I don’t even know where the box is

I know you are a sensitive person but no worry I am Sensodyne to your sensitivity.

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated.

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

“You can practice shooting 8 hours a day, but if your technique is wrong, then all you become is very good at shooting the wrong way.” – Michael Jordan

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.